A Year in the Life of a Czech Plush Monkey.
Index to:  Trouble!

2-for-a-$1 record no-sale Week40
3-finger-salute (Ctrl+Alt+Delete) ComputerMuseum
45 rpm, 78 rpm, or CD player? Week41
accused of being shallow Week55
aeroplane Airplane
afraid to go down downhill Week55
air-conditioning fixed? can't test till summer Week47
air-conditioning, massive needs ComputerMuseum
airplane Airplane
airplane parts not for sitting on Airplane
alleged fish "ladder," Monkey says "steps" Week43
air-conditioning fixed? can't test till summer Week47
alpha particles Radio Active!
alpha-waves Week5
ambiguous antecedent Week13
Anasazi bowl masonry StoneHogan
angry Week45
answers, none StoneHogan
anti-Asian racism (mentioned) Emperor Norton-1
apoplexy Emperor Norton-1
no answer for answer no way Week47
antiques/breakables Week20
aperture, hand over StarParty2
aperture obscured StarParty2
apologies--not Week15
argon gas Radio Active!
artifacts in masonry StoneHogan
"artifacts" in music
music samples
assembler language ComputerMuseum
assembling telescope(s) StarParty2
astronomy StarParty, StarParty2
Astroscan temptation StarParty2
attacked by fish Week43
audience (found) Airplane
autoNOTmobile Week44
babies Week36
back room bookkeeping Week42
back room temptingly off limits Week41
back turned to Monkey Week47
bad writing (implied) but not Monkeys!!!! Week44
basket case (in Hubbell's basket case) Week22
Bay, The (too cold) Airplane
beanie falls into telescope StarParty2
bear, "welcome" Week53
"Because...!" Week54
behaving all week! Week49
beta-testing:
     installing fiber optic line Week9
     Windows, crashing (any version) Week20
bidding at auction Week32
big bad noise! Week26
big head Week44
birds above Week43
bison guard distrusts Opice Week53
bitten by fish Week43
blog? NOT! Week56
blogger? NEVER! Week56
blue-screen of death Week38
Bohemia(n)
     beverages Week16
     food Week4
     Biography
     homeland Radio Active!
     Karlstejn Week29
     restaurant Biography, Week3, Week4, Week16, Week17
     synonyms Week16
     uranium / Vasline glass Radio Active!
     Václav's castle Week29
box, nearly falls into StarParty2
breakable Katsinas/ceramics Week32
breaks neighbor's trampoline Week7
Brillo pad (erases music)
iPod, music samples
"broked," not HDTV
broken circuit Week46
bucking bouncing fake reindeer Week45
buffalo head (a.k.a. bison guard) Week53
bullet holes in rock art Week24
butts in FlutedRock
cannon telescope (problem) StarParty2
cactus flowers (bite back) Week25
called cretin Week13
can't read upside-down StoneHogan
car:
     1980 Week44
     dead Week44
     driving FAST! Week44
     driving, wanting to Week52
     lamentations for Week44
     new used Week44
     parts (look for specific)
     repairs Week37, Week38, Week44
     wants to drive Week52
carbon based units ComputerMuseum
carving initials in antique? Week18
cattle-guard Week21
cattle & sheep "leavings" MyArch
cattywampus air ducts Week46, Week47
celebrity web-presence Week44
cellphone-radio lost Week47
cellphone connectivity lost MyArch
censored Week44
central heat & air dies Week46, Week47
chads ComputerMuseum
chafes StarParty2
chandeliers, swinging from Week55
chicken, rubber in every pot That Trick Never Works!
Chinese-Bashers stopped by Emperor Norton-1
circuit board gone bad Week46
Civil Defense!? Week52
Claude’s email-inappropriate pix
clemency (evidence against) HUTR2005
cliff dwelling catastrophe?? MyArch
climbs CD bin Week42
climbs on wagon (sign: Stay Off Wagon) Week23
climbs Václav's tv antenna Week30
clocks stopped at 2:40 Week51
coach leg room needed Airplane
cold
     Bay area Airplane
     mountains Airplane
     snap, unseasonable Week45, Week46
     snowshoeing Week55
     subtle suggestion of being Week55
     temperatures Airplane
     wants ice cream Week54
     wants to go home Week55
comet finding/smashing StarParty, StarParty2
computer Week38, Week39
computer bug found! Week39
confession(s) Shocking Pink, Week16
Cons (see Entertainment: Sci-Fi Conventions)
constant questions StarParty2
Control-Alt-Delete ComputerMuseum
controling Monkey StarParty2
conundrum ComputerMuseum
cooties, computer ComputerMuseum
no counter service Week22
crack/crash sounds Week25, Week26
cradelboard, trapped in HUTR2005
crushed cliff dwelling?? MyArch
crushing Doug (almost) Week31
Curious George Week30
customer without DVD player Week41
"Daisy, Daisy" as sung by HAL 9000 Week56
darkroom door spinning Week7
Deadheads Week22
Deep Impact StarParty, StarParty2
deep snow Week55
Denis dumps Monkey Week42
depressed Week44
Diné language verb problem StoneHogan
disastrous style StarParty2
distractions StoneHogan
Don't let him drive! Week51
don’t wait till too late! MotherLoadGold
doo doo eee-uuu Week23
doofus StoneHogan
door handle too high HUTR2005, Airplane
doormat mentality Sacramento
DOS/Win ComputerMuseum
dot-gov site problems Week12
drag-n-drop ComputerMuseum
driving FAST! Week44
drops rice serving paddle Week35
dry heat, "Yes but..." Sacramento
ducts (air) out of alignment Week46, Week47
ego (unbounded) Week54
embarrassed Week50, MyArch
English, not gud Week13
escaping Opice Week47
essay test (not good at faking) Week46
euryops crushed Week27
exfoliated rock MyArch
explicit deletions Week2
Etch-U-Sketch tax audit Week42
"extra" computer parts left over Week37
"Eye-Puzzler" rug Week22
expensive mainframe computers ComputerMuseum
expensive toys StarParty2
faking essay tests, not good at Week46
false modesty Week44
fan(s) / fandom (see also Sci-Fi, Friends: Tabitha) Confession, HUTR2005
fear & holding (in mega-trout mouth) Week43
fear of downhill snow sloap Week55
feels like he's being watched Week35
"Finders keepers!" Airplane
fight over tip Week16
finders keepers Week47
fire truck riding (climbing, stealing, etc.) Week50, Week51
fish have no feet no hands Week43
fishheads Week43
flash floods "pump up" Ganado Falls Week23
flies get eaten by plants! Week31
"Fly, fry, or guy..." Week43
flying coach (leg room) Airplane
flutes (none at Fluted Rock) FlutedRock
forgetting something? Week42
fuel filter Week38
free climbing Week12
French, don't say that in English Week13
FROST! Week45, Week46
furniture, none StoneHogan
gangsta rappers
music samples
garbage Week26
gas filter Week38, Week44
gauges confused for clocks Week51
Geiger-Müller counter Week52, Radio Active!
giant, black vinyl CDs called records Week39
GIGO ComputerMuseum
glass wool in hair (or fur) Week46
gold! MotherLoadGold
gold bugger Sacramento
gold digging MotherLoadGold
gold fever Week52
graffiti is vandalism! Week24
gratitude--not Week15
grave sitting (on Hubbell Hill) Week23
gravity Week55
guilty looking Week50
guns Week22
hacking v-chip HDTV
hail storm Week36, Week37
hammer, need bigger? Week46
hand over aperture StarParty2
hang-glider (da Vinci's flop) Airplane
harnessed Week12
headman etiquette (not!) HUTR2005
helicopter (da Vinci's flop) Airplane
hiding Week22
history, explaining MotherLoadGold
hitchhiking Mickey TheRez
hug (squeeze, wring neck) HUTR2005
hungover, Opice was ""OH-pich-ku" means little monkey or drunk in CZ." [Cz for "drunk" or "little monkey"] Week1
hyperventilating HUTR2005
"I didn't do it." Week27
I/O (inpur/ourpur) ComputerMuseum
illegal masonry StoneHogan
inanimate quality Week22
inferiority complex (not Monkey's!) Sacramento
insulation in attic Week46
internet denial-of-service attack Week10
International Sign Language Week41
interogation Week46

"intellectual piracy" [not really]
music samples
ionizing gas Radio Active!
"It's close to everything." (Sacramento) Sacramento
KEEP OFF signs, ignored Week6, Week20, Week23
j-walking (bad! bad bad bad Monkey) Week15
jive, doesn't speak Airplane
killer Chinook Week43
Lake Tahoe Week55
lamentations Week44
late, (too), don't wait till! MotherLoadGold
leave nothing but footprints; take nothing but pictures, unless... Week24,
      MyArch
"leavings," sheep and cattle MyArch
legalisms StoneHogan
Leonardo da Vinci (genius enough not to try) Airplane
library collects dust Week26
"License" to wear a beanie StarParty2
litter Week26
looking for [trouble] Week41, StarParty2
lost cellphone-radio Week47
loud music Week41
magic trick Week53, That Trick Never Works!
mainframe computers, expensive ComputerMuseum
mentality, doormat Sacramento
mesmerized Week52
metate masonry StoneHogan
Michagan's Upper Peninsula ComputerMuseum
"Mine" Monkey's theory of possession Week46, Week47
mistakes made Week47
modesty (false) Week44
money "earning" MotherLoadGold
Monkey's Motto MotherLoadGold
Monkey furballs Week43
Monkey in SPAAAAaaaace! MStarParty2
Monkey meat (nearly!) Week43
Monkey missing means... Week26
Monkey Paw Problem Week49
motorcycling without helmet Week27
mountains (too cold) Airplane
movie poster Monkey shouldn't have Week41
MP1 skips
music samples
multiple choice interogation versus essay test Week46
Museum, Telephone tour Week56
music artifacts
music samples
"My Arch--I Found It!" NavaHopi2005, MyArch
naiveté falling StarParty2
naughty word Week26
Nazlini overlook trash Week26
neck wringing HUTR2005
Niagara Falls (slowly I turned...) Week23
no answer for an answer--no way Week47
no answers StoneHogan
non-meat eaters Week45
no place to sit StoneHogan
number systems ComputerMuseum
obnoxious questions StoneHogan
obscured aperture StarParty2
"Official Pilot's License" to wear a beanie StarParty2
"Oooops!" StarParty2
"Ouch!" in Czech, (I think). Week37
oxymoron Week51
park ranger withholds sympathy Week43
password hacking HDTV
peeps, candy (on Easter) Week13
perfect, being Week49, weather EmperorNortonsGrave
permission taken StarParty2
personal portable music device
iPod
petrified wood masonry StoneHogan
petroglyphs vandalized Week24
photographing Opice Week54
"Pilot's License" to wear a beanie StarParty2
plagiarism Week13
potatoes, small Sacramento
potlatch Week49
punished (again) Week3, Week16, Week17
prehensile mind: 404 Day, Week12, Week53
pretending to drive fire truck Week51
propeller (airplane) no sitting! Airplane
protests downgrading Pluto to planetoid (Sedna too!) Week10
proto-transistor ComputerMuseum
pseudo-Latin ComputerMuseum
psychoanalytic process(or) ComputerMuseum
"P.U.!" EmperorNortonsGrave
questions, constant StarParty2
questions, obnoxious StoneHogan
quietly sitting (?!) Week22
racism, anti-Asian (mentioned) Emperor Norton-1
radioactivity Radio Active!
RANTS:
     iPod demand
iPod
     graffiti is vandalism! Week24
     shooting at petroglyphs Week24
     spelling Week14
rationalizing HUTR2005
ravinous giant fishheads Week43
red, it's (must be his) Airplane, StarParty2
reindeer's back-end problem Week45
reminiscing (& denying) Week21
rest for wicked--not! Week44
roaming charges, cellphone TheRez
Roentgens, milli  Radio Active!
root canals, none Week46
Roseville Telephone Museum tour Week56
"Sacramento's close to everything." Sacramento
saltcellar (uranium glass) Radio Active!
scary
     buffalo head Week53
     snow sloap Week55
     sounds Week25, Week26
     Thai mask Week35
screwed-up air Airplane
seatbelt, wearing Week55
secrets (hinted at &/or blabbed)
     failing to keep HDTV
     fish hatchery Week44
     Hard Rock Café, a night in (Sydney, Australia) Week15
     Hawai'i Volcanoes National Park (lava flow) Week20
     Sacramento's (some) Sacramento
     sorded Week44
sees his own breath Week45, (fog window) Airplane
self-absorbed (think so?) Week44
shade-cloth catastrophe! Week36, Week37
shallow, accused of being Week55
sheep and cattle "leavings" MyArch
shop-lifters Week53
showing-off MotherLoadGold
sinking into snow--not Week55
sits on yucca Week24
small fry Monkey Week43
small potatoes Sacramento
sneaks into Trading Post (B4 opened) Week22
snow
     deep Week55
     "storm" Week36, Week37
     "Snow's too cold in winter." Week55
something making Monkey feel nervous Week35
speaking a foreign language (inferred) Week46
spelling Week14
spiders in attic Week46
stars StarParty, StarParty2
"Stay!" command StarParty2
steep sloap Week55
stinking (corpse) flowers Week31
stomps hogan--not Week24
stopped clocks at 2:40 Week51
strapped into seatbelt Week55
strut (airplane) no sitting! Airplane
style, disastrous StarParty2
suggests subtly he's cold Week55
supercomputer ComputerMuseum
super sized world Week43
SureWest visit Week56
swapping out circuit boards Week46
Tahoe Week55
talking, won't stop Airplane
tail (airplane) no sitting! Airplane
tarmack (airport) no sitting! Airplane
technically precise analysis, "Ummmmm..." Week47
Telephone Museum tour Week56
tells people what to do (always) HUTR2005
telescope assembly StarParty2
telescopes StarParty, StarParty2
television (see also TV below) HDTV
temperatures (cold) Airplane
temptation Week41, Week49, Week51, StarParty2
tempted by high tech Week51, Week56, StarParty2
tension StarParty2
thorns on lemon trees Week13
thrusters, all not firing Week47
Tibetan Rug (dirt swept under) Week1
tips, big MotherLoadGold
tire, spare Week38, Week44
toe prints on his iPod drive
iPod
tooth, wisdom (as if) Week46
touch, shouldn't / don't Airplane
“tour guide” California MotherLoadGold
trading posts:
     Betty's House of Turquoise Week53
     Hubbell Hago, GanadoAZ, August, June, Week21, Week22, Week23,
          Week32, Week36, Week53, January2005
transitors ComputerMuseum
trapped in cradelboard HUTR2005
trapped in Trading Post jewelry case Week22
trash Week26
tree limb breaks Week27
tumbles into box, nearly StarParty2
turkey worried Week45
tv antenna, climbs Week30
tv needs "fixing" HDTV
tv remote control Week26
twisted pairs (of connectors) Week56
Uh-oh StarParty2
"Ummmmm...," technically precise analysis Week47
unattended / unguarded items Airplane
Upper Peninsula, Michagan's ComputerMuseum
upside-down reading problem StoneHogan
uranium dioxide Radio Active!
uranium glass Radio Active!, Week52
vacuum tube ComputerMuseum
vanity, Monkey's Week44
Vaseline glass Radio Active!, Week52, Week53
vectors happen Week55
v-chip, hacking HDTV
vision on grandeur, holiday Week49
wait, don’t till too late! MotherLoadGold
watch, sit and StarParty2
weather:
     -caster, Al Roker HDTV
     cold Week44, Week45
     dull & foggy Week44
      gloomy, rainy, winter Week52
      perfect, drizzly, gray, melancholy weather EmperorNortonsGrave
      stormy Week36, Week47
      winter Week52, Week55, ComputerMuseum
weathercaster, Al Roker HDTV
"welcome" bear Week53
wetware ComputerMuseum
whines HUTR2005
"Why?!"

      (Why) should I? Week54
      won't go home Week30
wicked, rest for --not! Week44
Win9x (the anti-muse) ComputerMuseum
windshield (airplane) no sitting! Airplane
wing / wingstrut (airplane) no sitting! Airplane
Winter Solstice Spending Extravaganza Week49
wisdom tooth? nope Week46
woolly stuff in attic sticks to fur Week46
words, run out of (?) Airplane
World War II Week30
worried turkey Week45
"x rated" revelation Week44
z-hacek Week14
Y2K computer bug Week39
"you're fired" (unspoken but true) Week42
yucca, sits on Week24
Zoo Tourist dude Week54

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As appointed to...
     ...Monkey. Fine estabishments frequented by his
      apeness. Sort of a business directory, kinda.

Entertainment & Leisure
     Diversions, recreation, relaxation... Monkey's main
     occupation and calling.

FOOD (glorious food)!
     Monkey always asks for, "More please."
     (Sometimes he forgets the please part.)

Friends/Family/Famous names-dropped
     Name-dropping? Our Opice? U-bet! He also has
     family and friends who get mentioned.

Holidays
     Opice celebrates 'em all. Don't you?

House & Garden
     Things happening around Monkey's home. Sometimes
     he helps. Mostly he doesn't.

Misc. Mischief
     Things that don't fit easily in other categories, except
     they're usually mischievious, of course.

Travel
     Monkey wants to go, too. And he needs to go now!
     "Are we there yet?" Words to live by.

Trouble!
     It's not Opice's fault. Things just happen when he's
     around. He was only trying to help.

work?
     The height of improbability [a short list].