A Year in the Life of a Czech Plush Monkey.
Index to:  Misc. Mischief

1 fish, 2 fish... Week35
1/1,000,???,000th ComputerMuseum
1/1000th gigabyte ComputerMuseum
1/10th the skyline Sacramento
10 megabyte disk drive ComputerMuseum
110010100
2 , 121104 , 6248 , 19416 , CK32 Week12
1111110010110 ComputerMuseum
120° angles FlutedRock
15°C
Airplane
1819, 14 Feb. Emperor Norton born EmperorNorton-1
1850, CA. becomes state Week34
1860 Wells Fargo Building Week52
1872, March 23rd Proclamation EmperorNorton-1
1876 StoneHogan
1880, January 8th Week51
1863, October 5th Week51
1950s
ComputerMuseum
1880, 8 Jan. Emperor Norton dies
EmperorNorton-1
1934
StoneHogan
1940s tv
HDTV
1957 music samples
1960s, mid-
ComputerMuseum
19th Century, mid- TheRez
2001 (film/music) StarParty
225,000,000 years ago Week24
25% of obelisk
Sacramento
42
ComputerMuseum
45 rpm record
music samples
4701 (Chinese year)
TheRez
5¢ imaginary lemonade Week33
5 watts Week56
52" screen
HDTV
60°F (15°C)
Airplane
64k memory
ComputerMuseum
66.67% correct StarParty2
8000 ft. el., greater than
Airplane
8086
ComputerMuseum
8304 ft + Monkey elevation
FlutedRock
9.75 - 10 spires Sacramento
adoration, unspeakable video HDTV
adventure, dobrodruzstvi MotherLoadGold
aeronautics Airplane
"All Hail Monkey" Week54
ancestor reverence (none) Week23
analogue music converted to digital (MP1s)
iPod, music samples
Anasazi tv ads(?) Week25
animal "enrichment talks"
Week54
"animal potential movement"
Week54
anti-gravity Week55
antique shops Week52
antiques jeopardized Week18
ape-aroo, stove ridin'
Week22
archaeological site
TheRez
archeologists (2 theories) Week20
art:
     climbable Week43
     fish Week43
     Indigenous [modern/cutting-edge] Week19
     performance [woodsplitting] Week19
     poetry Week34
     rock (petroglyphs) Week24
     weaving Week22
artists (defined)
artist's misconception Week43
"astronama-thingy," furry pink
StarParty2
astronomy
StarParty, StarParty2
Astroscan temptation
StarParty2
attitudes and attributes Week12
audience (found) Airplane
audio samples
music samples

automotive airfoil sailing Week5
aviape, aviator, aviatrix
Airplane
baby arch found Week24
backpack, comfort of riding in FlutedRock
backpack, original HUTR2005
bakery doughhook wild ride Week4
Balinese windchime temptation Week7
Ban Roll-on Building / dome Sacramento
barbed-wire rabbit sculpture, "ouch!" Week18
barcode or tattoo? Week53
barrel full of Monkey Week17
barrel, hiding in Week22
basalt FlutedRock
base-16 numbers
ComputerMuseum
base 2 counting Week51
baskets, Navajo Week22
beanie wearer
StarParty2
bell, ringing antique phone Week56
"Big Banana Ballet" (mentioned) Week11
Big Bang StarParty2
Big Blue (IBM)
ComputerMuseum
big boxes, Monkey loves 'em Week47
Big Tomato, The Sacramento
binary counting
Week51
binary numbers ComputerMuseum
bird power Airplane
Black & White Photo Lab Week7, Week15, Week31, Week33, Week36, Week40
black light RadioActive!.htm, Week53
blank, big: mind, screen HDTV
blimp Airplane
"blingbling," Native American Week22, Week32
boasting (about travel) Week11
bolo challenged Week22
bonus page (on Gold Tour)
Sacramento
borrow, lend, loan = pujcit MotherLoadGold
boxes, big Monkey loves 'em Week47

Bubble-light blingbling Week49
buildings (see also by name)
Sacramento
bull jumping Week13
Bullwinkle & Rocky (audio) That Trick Never Works!
busted! Week54
California in the 60's EmperorNortonsGrave
California, Northern Week11,
Sacramento
California quarter (25¢)
ComputerMuseum
cannon telescope
StarParty2
cans (see olive oil)
captain's chair (Star Trek) Week48
captains USS Enterprise
Week48
Carmen Miranda shenanigans Week11
cedar chest diving Week52
cemetary visit EmperorNortonsGrave
Chain Monkey Week55
chainsaw excitement! Week27, hoped to rent Week46
chandeliers, swinging from none Week55
Chief's Blanket (Monkey Phase) HUTR2005
Chistmas banner posting Week49
Chistmas decorating theme Week50
cigar is just a cigar Week51
Civil War ambulance wagon Week23
Clickity-clickity-clickity-chunk Week56
climbing on CD / Stereo mixer Week3
collecting
     collections Week26
     diamonds (maybe) Radio Active!
     dust (library) Week26
     flower sack Week26
     gold (maybe) RadioActive!.htm
     olive oil cans Week26
     uranium or Vaseline glass RadioActive!, Week53
comet smashing Airplane, StarParty, StarParty2
computer:
      10 Megs & micro ComputerMuseum

      converted to "iPod"
iPod, music samples

      glossary ComputerMuseum
      harddrive
iPod, music samples
, ComputerMuseum
     speak or Czech? Week46
     types ComputerMuseum
          (Big Blue, Cray, Easiac, Eniac, IBM-1620, IBM 360-40, ILLiac, Johnniac,
          "mainframe," Neliac, palmtop, Ugliac, Univac)
computing privacy (per Monkey's rules) ComputerMuseum
confession(s)Week16 , Shocking Pink
converts analogue music to digital (MP1s)
iPod, music samples
cookie jar diving for last cookie Week11
cosmology StarParty2
counting in base 2 Week51
cowboy Week45
cracking/hacking v-chip HDTV
cradle-board Week22
Cray Computer ComputerMuseum
cubist turret Sacramento
Cyber Chimp to the rescue Week38
Curious George "on the Internet" Week30
curtain rod, swinging from Week55
[Czech] "Vole!" or [French] "Voilà!"
Week47
"Czech Power" cap Week50
Czech or computer speak? Week46

Czecho-Californian Week16
, Sacramento
"Daisy, Daisy" as sung by HAL 9000 Week56
Darth Vader Building Sacramento
Ban Roll-on Building / dome Sacramento
databases explained Week32
day-dreaming of flying Airplane
days, knottier MotherLoadGold
Deep Impact
StarParty, StarParty2
deerMonkey Week45
dentist's chair ride Week46
dentist's drill sound Week46
diamonds (mentioned) Radio Active!
dirigible, endure Airplane
disk drive: 10 megabyte, micro ComputerMuseum
dobrodruzstvi adventure MotherLoadGold
dollar for hitchhiking TheRez
dome, Ban Roll-on Building Sacramento
Don't Panic! Week25
Drag Queen Empress Norton-1 EmperorNortonsGrave
dragon skin FlutedRock
dreaming of red orbs floating in the sky Week37
driving van, wants to Week55
Easiac Computer ComputerMuseum
Elvis impersonation Week41
email Spam, Doggerel, Week10, (imaginary) Week44
energy, saving Week56
Eniac Computer ComputerMuseum
"enrichment talks" (giraffe, hornbill, tiger) Week54
epilogue Doggerel, StarParty2
Ernestine Tomlin the Telephone Operator Week56
Euros, Monkey conisders payment in Week17
explaining history MotherLoadGold
fake reindeer Week45
fashion challenged Czech Week32
a faulty unit (or 2) Week46
faux / fake / fascinatin' Week43
FAVORITE:
     2nd bestest book Week50
     actor (see Edward Everett Horton)
     CD "I Am Woman" Week2
     daiquiri (banana Week1, Week15)
     digital music
iPod, music samples
     Emperor (Emperor Norton-1) 404Day, Week53, (dies/grave) EmperorNortonsGrave
     flower smell (citrus blossoms) Week13, (P.U. rose) EmperorNortonsGrave
     food (see FOOD!, esp. bananas)
     food group: deep fat fried Week3
     iPod music
iPod, music samples
     mono LP "The Gang's All Here" Week11
     National Historic Site Week21
     peronality (Carmen Miranda Week13 & Dolly Parton Week11)
     restaurant (see FOOD!: Little Prague Bohemian Restaurant)
     planet Pluto (well, 7th fave) Week10
     star of stage and screen Week49
     Tech-TV host (Foo) Week10
fetal position Week43
fetishes (as in carvings) Week22
fiddles with knob to fix "clocks" Week50
"Finders keepers!" Airplane
fire engine (see fire truck)
firefighter Monkey Week50, Week51
firehelmet, wearing Week50, Week51
fire-hose (nozzel is just a cigar) Week51
firehouse Week50, Week51
fire truck
     climbing on Week50
     comes out of firehouse Week50
     driving Week51
     grand theft Week51
     injured--not Week51
     pretending to drive Week51
     riding on Week50
     stealing Week50
first 45 rpm record bought
iPod, music samples
fish:
     attacked by Week43
     bitten by Week43
     Chinook Salmon Week42, Week43
     eggs Week43
     fake flounder Week43
     flock Week43
     guts Week44
     killer Week43
     ladder Week42, (alleged) Week43
     plush Week54
     rides Week43
     row Week43
     secret Week44
     shark Week43
     splashed by Week43
     spawning Week42, Week43, Week44
     spotting Week43
     Steelhead Trout Week42, Week43
     steps vs ladder Week43
     swarm Week43
     trout, giant ape sized Week43
     watcher(s) Week42, Week43
     weir Week42, Week43
     why we don't walk on them Week43
     wild salmon (sculpture) ride Week43
flagpole Sacramento
floppy disk recycling (into Enterprise) Week48, ComputerMuseum
floppy disks 728, 1.44, 8", 5.25", 3.5" ComputerMuseum
flower arranging Week14
flower sack collection Week26
fly (day-dream) Airplane
fly over the rainbown (hope) Week24
"Foo Fan" (see Friends: Dan "Foo")
forbearance, SureWest's HDTV
The Force (is with him) Week14
forest, urban Sacramento
found cellphone-radio
Week47
fountain with goldfish Week35
framed - He was! Week44
[French] "Voilà!" or "Vole!" [ Czech]
Week47
frijoles (gas) Week20
furry pink astronama-thingy StarParty2
Gauges galore Week51
ghoti Week14
giddyup! Week45
gigabyte ComputerMuseum
giraffes bow Week53
gleeful giggle Week49
glossary, computer ComputerMuseum
gold! MotherLoadGold
gold? prospecting Week52, MotherLoadGold
golddigers Week52
gold digging MotherLoadGold
goldfish, counting, feeding, swimming Week35
Good Eats (It's all about food!) Week15
Gorilla foto-Op Art Week15
guide, tour California MotherLoadGold
hacking v-chip HDTV
hanging from shower curtain rod Week55
harddrive converted to "iPod"
iPod, music samples
Harley Davidson motorcycle Week27
head thru hole in wall Week54
helping Week32, Week44, StarParty2
hexadecimal (base-16) numbers ComputerMuseum
hexigonal posts FlutedRock
hides in "habitat" Week43
history (see also specific topic) Week23, Week30, Week51, Week52,
     Code Talkers
     explaining MotherLoadGold
     Lillie Coit 5
     MotherLoadGold
hitchhiking in Navajolands TheRez
hogan-go-round Week23
hole discovered in museum wall Week19
Hollywood Monkey Week44
hook-and-ladder Week50, Week51
horsepower Airplane
hot tub (mentioned) Week26, (like a snow monkey) Week45
houseplant climbing Week8
howler monkey, laughing like Week54
hugs/hugging Week37, Week44, HUTR2005
I/O (inpur/ourpur) ComputerMuseum
iac ComputerMuseum
IBM-1620 IBM 360-40 ComputerMuseum
"I came, I saw, I did a little shopping." (Veni, vidi, Visa.) Week51
"I'm all." (mantra) FlutedRock
ILLiac Computer ComputerMuseum
insecure virutal network Week44
instrument, delicate expensive scientific StarParty2
internet:
     fame Week44
     insecure virutal network Week44
     plush online community Week44
     user's group Week44
     webring Week44
     website design
Week17
"Intersellar Propeller" beanie StarParty2
ivac ComputerMuseum
jewelry: bolo, red coral, turquoise, sillver Week22, Week32
Johnniac Computer ComputerMuseum
Kiss of O'Keeffe Week19
knottier days MotherLoadGold
lava core FlutedRock
ladders are fun! Week20
laughing like a howler monkey Week54
learned science from StarParty2
learning by posing (not listening) Week52
lemon meringue pie Week20
lemonade stand, 5¢ imaginary Week33
lend, loan, borrow = pujcit MotherLoadGold
licensed beanie wearer StarParty2
lift (from prop-wash) Airplane
light speed StarParty2
"liner notes"
music samples
"liquid bread" (beer) Week16
loan, borrow, lend = pujcit MotherLoadGold
looking for that which he's not supposed to find Week41
looking taller (in red shoes) Week34
lost & found
Week47
loveable Monkey Week19, HUTR2005
lunar calendar Week44
lunch (pay for him) MotherLoadGold
machete master Week10
"Mafia threat" / Martha Stewardization of Monkey Week2
magnet used to hang from shower curtain rod Week55
magnetic mirrors Week55
magnetism Week55
magneto, telephone Week56
mainframe computers ComputerMuseum
mail Week46
mannequin, Lydia Week53
mascot from "Northern Exposure" met Week53
master disappearer Week22
mechanical telephone switcher Week56
megabyte ComputerMuseum
memento, grave EmperorNortonsGrave
metal, precious MotherLoadGold
"micro-arch" / baby arch Week24
micro computer drive ComputerMuseum
mind, big blank HDTV
"Mine over matter" -- "If it matters, it's mine!" Week46, (implied)
Week47
mitt obscures aperture StarParty2
money "earning" MotherLoadGold
Monkey for Mayor Week7
Monkey in SPAAAAaaaace! StarParty2
Monkey intervention(s) Week31
Monkey's Motto MotherLoadGold
monkey-uncle Week44, MotherLoadGold
Monkman StarParty2
"moon units" Week44
moose head Week53
Mother Lode found Week52
Mother Lode, gateway (Sacramento) Sacramento
motion blur Week51
motor cycle Week27
motto: Monkey sees "don't," and does Week20
Motto, Monkey's MotherLoadGold
moving roof! StarParty2
MP1s
iPod, music samples
music converted to MP1s
iPod, music samples
music samples
napping on HDTV stand HDTV
napping on Trading Post rugs Week22
National Check-out-Line NewsRag Week25
Native American Arts & Crafts Week32
Navajo rugs Week22, Week32
Neliac Computer ComputerMuseum
Neon signs Week15
New Age faith in thingies Week5
News Flash! (political activism) Week14
nezbedník means "good" to Monkey Week45
"nickel up economics" Week33
night falling StarParty2
noise! Week26
Non-animated sequence of event Week49
Oakland Bay Bridge's namesake Week51Emperor Norton-1
observatory StarParty2
Ogres (2 types) TheRez
Old-Man-of-the-Forest (orangutan) Week54
olive oil can collection Week26
oneness with Fluted Rock FlutedRock
onion layers (per Ogres) TheRez
"Oooops!" StarParty2
open Xmas gifts night before night before? Week49
"Opice-Kenobi" Week14
Opice-lympics Week33, Week34
opposable thumbs Week50
opposable toes iPod
orangutan hiding under blankie Week54
ornaMENTAL decorating theme Week50
ornaMENTALism Week50
O.S. (operating system) ComputerMuseum
others pay for lunch, gasoline MotherLoadGold
palindrome(s) Week34
palmtop ComputerMuseum
papertape / punchcards ComputerMuseum
PARTY!
     Czech Republic joins European Union Week15
password, lame HDTV
peeps over gate Week19
petroglyphs, shows how-to make Week24
philosophies:
     finders keepers Week47
     graffiti is vandalism! Week24
     hammer, use bigger Week46
     hates peeps Week13
     "I didn't do it." Week27
     leave nothing but footprints Week24, MyArch
     lost & found Week47
     "Mine," theory of possession Week46, Week47
     spelling wrong, Monkey right Week14
     planets, Pluto & Sedna are! Week10
     power of the word: MINE Week47
     sees "don't," and does Week20
     take nothing but pictures, unless... Week24
     theory of possession: "Mine" Week46, Week47
pier-to-pier music samples

pilfering memento from Emperor's grave EmperorNortonsGrave
pink, furry astronama-thingy StarParty2
pipe cleaner, furry Week47
plaid plates Week51
plastic fantastic jockey Week45
PlayApe Channel surfing Week9
playing in giant pot with giant spoon Week3
political activism Week14
poetry
     banana Week15
     collected works
     Burma-Shave
     doggerel Week34, ComputerMuseum, FlutedRock, StarParty2
     guerilla
     reading Week34
     types
     writing Week34
pooka (giant black invisible rabbit) Week18
portable holes
Week47
posing for press (fotos) Week34
post story story StarParty2
posts, hexigonal FlutedRock
potatoes, small Sacramento
potlatch Week49
pottery, Puebloan Week18
power of Czech Week49
power of positive thinking, believes in Week46
precious metal MotherLoadGold
prehensile Week50
pretends to be Ernestine the Telephone Operator Week56
primate busts (plus plush) Week54
proboscis sized schnozzola Week12
prop(eller)-plane Airplane
"Propeller, Interstellar" beanie wearer StarParty2
prop-wash Airplane
prospecting Week52
pseudo-pod
iPod, music samples
pujcit = borrow, lend, loan MotherLoadGold
punchcards / papertape ComputerMuseum
quarter, California (25¢) ComputerMuseum
rack, on the Week51
rainbow Week44
recliner, lether plastic wrapped Week46
record, first 45 rpm bought
music samples
red, it's (must be his) Airplane, StarParty2
redheads, naturally Week41
reindeer feeding Week45
reindeer riding Week45
"Relax-o-lounger" chair ride Week46
retrire? not! Week56
riddle Week36
Ring-the-Bell carnival strength tester, cownival game, or art? Week18
ringing antique phone bell Week56
ringy-dingies Week56
Risdon Iron Works Water Motor Week52
risktaking = artist = poet
river dredger Week52
Rocky & Bullwinkle (audio) That Trick Never Works!
roll-over image explained (sorta) Week21
roof moves! StarParty2
Ruby Red Flats vs. Ruby Red Slippers Week44
rug testing Week22
samples of music
music samples
saves energy Week56
"Sawad-Dee" (welcome in Thai) Week35
"scabanana nut sandwich" [peanut butter/banana] Week20
schnook Week39
schnozz (see proboscis
scientific instrument, delicate expensive StarParty2

score Monkey's performance Week33
score your performance Week33
scratchin' music
music samples
screen, big blank HDTV
sea-level Monkey (not sea-monkey) FlutedRock
sea-monkey, not FlutedRock
secret hideout Week30
self-actualization for animals Week54
self-celebratory behavior Week33
self-help seminar for animals Week54
seminar for giraffe, hornbill, &/or tiger Week54
shoes:
     shoes, red Week34
     ruby red Week44
     sensible Week44
shopping
     frenzy Week52
     gene Week51
     thrift store(s) Week51
     yard sale Week34
shower curtain rod, hanging from Week55
showing-off MotherLoadGold
sidewalk-supervisor Week46
singing "Tiptoe, thru the Tulips..." Week13
siphoning gasoline Week38
sizing Monkey up Week54
sleep testing Navajo rugs Week32
smelling stinky plants Week31
snail mail Week46
snow, hydro- thermal- physical- etc- dynamics of Week55
soda jerk (sorta) Week35
solar days Week44
space station StarParty2
speaking a foreign language (inferred) Week46
spires Sacramento
spitting (for the dentist) Week46
square root of (-1) Week44
squash blossom necklace Week32
squint StarParty2
stagecoach (mentioned) Week52
Starparty
StarParty, StarParty2
stars
StarParty, StarParty2
stealing rose from Emperor's grave EmperorNortonsGrave
sticky mitts Week22
story, post story StarParty2
story, true except Week46,
Week47
stove ridin' ape-aroo Week22
sub-woofer Week53
"Sunday Morning in the Mines" painting Week16
super-cooled conductors Week55
super magnet used to hang from shower curtain rod Week55
s
weat lodge tested Week26
swimming with the fishy Week54
swimmingpool hijinks imaginary Week33
switcher mechanical telephone Week56
tattoo(ed lady) Week53
telephone magneto Week56
telephone switcher, mechanical Week56
telescopes
StarParty, StarParty2
tests watershed at Continental Divide Week21
thingy, furry pink astronama- StarParty2
thrift emporium Week51
time-tripping ComputerMuseum
tips, big MotherLoadGold
tjuzs(ing) / tjuzs spelled better Week14
Tomato, The Big Sacramento
torn digital foto Week25
“tour guide” California MotherLoadGold
tourist dude Week54
toys
     expensive StarParty2
     hydraulic Week52
     neighbor's Week7
     plush
Week23
Treasure! (Emperor Norton's) EmperorNortonsGrave
true confession Week16

turret, cubist Sacramento
Ugliac Computer ComputerMuseum
ultra-violet (black) light Radio Active!, Week53
uncle, monkey Week44, MotherLoadGold
Univac Computer ComputerMuseum
unspeakable acts of video adoration HDTV
upside-down inscription StoneHogan
urban forest Sacramento
v-chip HDTV
vampires Week41
van, wants to drive Week55
Veni, vidi, Visa
. (I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.) Week51
video adoration, unspeakable acts of HDTV
video watching HDTV
virutal network Week44
vision on grandeur, holiday Week49
"Voilà!" [French] or "Vole!" [ Czech]
Week47
voodoo [economics] Week33
waiting fo HDTV HDTV
watching HDTV HDTV
wears "Intersellar Propeller" beanie StarParty2
weather, perfect for a graveyard visit EmperorNortonsGrave
(mis)weaving Navajo rug Week22
weighs self with baker's scale Week4
welcoming diners ("Sawad-Dee") Week35
what UFO? Week6
wheel in space StarParty2
whose equipment's bigger? Week10
wing(nut) Airplane
wishing upon a star (see Names: Miss Piggy) Week49
wood chipper noise Week27
"Wowww!" StarParty2
X-Files, The Week12
Xmas tree needs Week45
yard sale shopping (Libby's) Week34
yarn (made/died) HUTR2005
"Year of the ..." Week53
Year of the Chicken (a.k.a. Rooster) Credits, Week44, Week51, Week53
Year of the Rabbit (inferred) Week53

tjuzs spelled better ing Week14

(duh, like forever)
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As appointed to...
     ...Monkey. Fine estabishments frequented by his
      apeness. Sort of a business directory, kinda.

Entertainment & Leisure
     Diversions, recreation, relaxation... Monkey's main
     occupation and calling.

FOOD (glorious food)!
     Monkey always asks for, "More please."
     (Sometimes he forgets the please part.)

Friends/Family/Famous names-dropped
     Name-dropping? Our Opice? U-bet! He also has
     family and friends who get mentioned.

Holidays
     Opice celebrates 'em all. Don't you?

House & Garden
     Things happening around Monkey's home. Sometimes
     he helps. Mostly he doesn't.

Misc. Mischief
     Things that don't fit easily in other categories, except
     they're usually mischievious, of course.

Travel
     Monkey wants to go, too. And he needs to go now!
     "Are we there yet?" Words to live by.

Trouble!
     It's not Opice's fault. Things just happen when he's
     around. He was only trying to help.

work?
     The height of improbability [a short list].