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GHOTI  spells  "fish"

Monkey wants to clean up the sloppy English language.
He dreams of rationalized spelling like Germans, Czechs, and other nationals have. They hear a word and know with 99% certainty how to spell it.
You think he's crazy?
This is crazy:

couGcouGcouGH + wOmen + poTIon
couGcouGcouGF +   wImen  +poSHo = FISH!

Monkey says, "It's funny; but it stinks!"
Of course, to phonetically spell "fish" in Czech you could type fiš but you wouldn't be right because "ryba" is how Czechs spell fish. "And we pronounce it exactly that way." Opice boasts.
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